Boss walks in with interview questions – Lets call him BB for big boss !
VOI – Hey BB, wanna show me those questions
BB – No (*grins)
BB -Are you ready ? (*blank stare)
VOI – I’ve done a few interviews, so I think the questions will be the same. So I think I’m good. (*evil grin)
BB – These are all different questions. (*bigger grin)
VOI – You mean from Selecting —-‘s finest ? (That is the name of the module the managers use for hiring and has all the questions and expected answers and how to rate them) (*sly smile)
BB – Stunned. How ..
VOI – Oh come now, you should know I am resourceful enough..
BB – So you’ve seen it all ?
VOI – Every single one of them
BB – (*silence ..)
BB – So.. you’re ready (*disappointment)
VOI – I am , I just wanted to see what you’d say if I asked for the questions
The rest of the panel walks in..
Also filed under I have problems with authority figures and a habit of picking fights with astronomical odds.